When my mother-in-law moved into our home without warning, I thought it was just about a plumbing issue. Turns out, she had another mission. And let me tell you, her tactics were more relentless than I ever imagined.
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I came home that evening after a long, exhausting day, craving nothing more than peace and quiet. But as soon as I opened the door, I knew something was wrong. There were boxes everywhere. My heart skipped a beat.
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I dropped my bag by the door, carefully stepping over a pile of shoes, and followed the trail of clutter down the hall. Thats when I saw her. My mother-in-law, Jane, was in the guest room, unpacking like it was the most natural thing in the world.
Clothes were strewn across the bed. Her flowery perfume clung to the air, and photos of her cats had already claimed the nightstand.
“Mom?” My voice was tight, a forced calm. “Whats going on?”
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Without so much as glancing in my direction, she waved a hand, casually saying, “Oh, didnt Joe tell you? My house had a little incident. Pipes burst and flooded the whole place. Ill be staying here for a while until its sorted.”
I blinked. Flooding? That didnt sound right. She lived in a freshly renovated house, nothing but top-tier everything. I hadnt heard a single complaint about it until now.
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Before I could even begin to process, Joe appeared behind me. He looked guilty, eyes darting anywhere but at me. “Yeah… about that.” He rubbed the back of his neck, awkwardly shifting his weight. “Moms gonna stay with us for a bit. Just until the house gets fixed.”
“And you didnt think to tell me?” I asked, my glare piercing.
He shrugged like it was no big deal. “Its only for a little while, babe. You and Mom get along, right?”
Get along? If by “get along,” he meant the passive-aggressive remarks about how wed been married for six years and still hadnt given her any grandkids, then sure. We were best friends. But I plastered on a smile, the kind you give when youre two seconds away from snapping. “Of course. I totally understand.”
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Hours later, after Id pretended everything was fine, I got up for some water. As I passed the kitchen, I heard them talking in hushed voices.
“You didnt tell her the real reason, did you?” Janes voice was sharp, like a knife slicing through the night.
Joe sighed. “No, Mom. I didn’t.”
“Well,” Jane huffed, “Im here to keep an eye on things. Married this long with no children… someones got to figure out whats going on. Dont worry, Ill handle it.”
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My stomach twisted. This wasnt about pipes. She was here to snoop. To pressure me about kids. To “handle” me. I stood frozen in the hallway, blood boiling. What the hell had I just walked into?
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The next morning, I woke up with a plan. If Jane wanted to play her little game, Id play mine. But I wasnt going to get into a battle of wits with her. No, I was going to kill her with kindness. By 8 a.m., I had already started phase one of my “operation.”
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I cleared out our entire master bedroom. Every piece of clothing, every picture frame, every trace of Joe and me was stuffed into the tiny guest room. I even found Janes favorite floral bedspread from the back of the linen closet and spread it over the bed like I was preparing a five-star hotel suite.
When I was done, I stood in the doorway, surveying my work. The bedspread was pristine, her cat pictures were lined up on the dresser, and to top it off, I made a “Welcome to Your New Home” basket. Bath bombs, lavender-scented candles, fancy chocolates.
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By the time Joe got home from work, I was already sitting in the cramped guest room, arranging our clothes into whatever space I could find. He walked in, his forehead creased with confusion. “Why are you in here?” He peeked around the corner. “Wheres our stuff?”
“Oh, I moved everything,” I said, turning to him with the sweetest smile I could muster. “Your mom deserves the master bedroom, dont you think? Its only fair. She needs the space more than we do.”
His eyes widened in disbelief. “You… gave her our bedroom?”
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“Of course,” I said with a grin. “Shes family, after all. Well be just fine in here.”
Joe stood there, mouth half open, processing what Id done. But what could he say? Jane was his mother, and I wasnt technically doing anything wrong. He sighed and walked out of the room without another word.
For the next few days, I made sure Jane was living like royalty. Fresh towels every morning, little snacks placed on the nightstand, and those lavender candles I knew she loved.
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She wandered around the house like she owned the place, smiling at me like shed won. But while Jane was lounging in luxury, Joe was starting to crack. Sharing the guest room was driving him nuts. Not just the lack of space, but his moms new obsession with prepping him for fatherhood.
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Every morning, without fail, shed hand him a schedule of vitamins.
“You need to take these, Joe,” shed say, thrusting a multivitamin at him. “Its important to get your body ready if you want healthy kids.”
Joe would roll his eyes but take the pills just to keep her quiet.
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It didnt stop there. “Should you really be watching TV at night?” shed ask over dinner. “Thats not very baby-friendly. You should be reading parenting books. Or exercising. And no more video games! You need to mature, Joe. Fatherhood is serious.”
By day four, I found Joe sitting on the edge of the bed, staring at a stack of parenting books his mom had ordered online.
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“I think Im losing it,” he muttered, holding up a book titled “What To Expect When Youre Expecting.” “She expects me to read this.”
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I couldnt help but smile. “Well, Joe,” I said, suppressing a laugh, “you did say wed be just fine, didnt you?”
It was relentless. Jane had taken things up a notch. One evening, she handed Joe a neatly typed list of “fertility-boosting” foods. Kale, quinoa, grilled salmon—no more burgers, no more pizza. She smiled sweetly as if she was doing him the worlds greatest favor.
“Your future kids will thank you,” she chirped.
Joe stared at the list like it was a death sentence. “Wait, no pizza? Ever?”
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“Thats right, dear,” she said, patting his shoulder. “Ive planned all your meals for the week. Youll feel so much better once you start eating clean.”
That night at dinner, we sat around the table eating dry salmon and tasteless kale. Jane watched Joe like a hawk, her eyes flicking from his plate to his face. He shifted uncomfortably, picking at his food.
“Joe,” she started, “did you take your vitamins this morning?”
He sighed, stabbing a fork into the kale. “Yeah, Mom. I took them.”
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“And what about the gym? Did you make time for that? You know, youve put on a little weight. Its important to be in shape if you want to be a good father.”
I couldnt help it. I kicked him under the table to stop myself from bursting out laughing. He shot me a look, his expression torn between frustration and desperation. After days of this, it was finally getting to him.
Later that night, once Jane had gone to bed, Joe turned to me, rubbing his temples. His voice was low, almost pleading. “I cant do this anymore, Tiana. The guest room, the vitamins, the baby talk… Im going insane.”
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I bit my lip, trying to suppress a smile. “You have to admit,” I said, failing to keep the amusement out of my voice, “its kind of funny.”
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His eyes narrowed. “Its not funny.”
I let out a small laugh. “Okay, okay, its a little funny.”
Joe groaned and collapsed onto the bed. “I booked her a room at the hotel down the street. I cant take another day of this.”
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The next morning, he broke the news at breakfast.
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“Mom, Ive booked you a nice hotel nearby until the repairs at your house are done. Youll be much more comfortable there.”
She blinked, clearly surprised. “But Im perfectly fine here! And besides, isnt it time you two got serious about giving me grandkids?”
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Joes jaw clenched. “Mom, well decide that when were ready. For now, the hotel is best for everyone.”
For a moment, Jane just stared at him. Then, realizing she had no leg to stand on, she reluctantly nodded. “Well… if you insist.”
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By the end of the day, she was gone. The house was ours again.
As the door clicked shut behind her, Joe collapsed onto the couch with a dramatic sigh of relief. “Finally.”
I grinned, sinking down beside him. “So… kale for dinner?”
He groaned. “Never again.”
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